7 things I didn't know about being a mum

 
 

1. I'm kind of bad ass

 

2. I can carry ALL the things

 

3. I care far less about other people's opinions than I thought

 

4. I'm far less independent than I once believed

 

5. I can function on less sleep than I thought humanly possible

 

6. I'm a professional at extending the time between showers

 

7. I can be annoyed at my child ( if she is screaming and I can't comfort her) all day and then miss her immediately once they're asleep